From the Archive
VIP Care
Comic transcript
Panel 1: A cheerful patient reclines in a hospital bed and says, 'It's important that you know I'm a VIP at this hospital. My family's name is on the building.' A doctor standing beside the bed replies, 'Great, Let me get your VIP brochure.' Panel 2: The brochure reads 'VIP Benefits' and lists: 'Unnecessary tests,' 'Unneeded procedures,' 'More side effects,' and 'More complications.'